so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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