I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
