Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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