On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I touched a dick in church today
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
where are my eyebrows?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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