He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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