Sry I called you an 8
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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