pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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