Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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