Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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