If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize