his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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