kristin has been a bad kristin
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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