Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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