just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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