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Nice meating you last night

(843): View more from South Carolina

Not a typo

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(770): View more from Georgia

she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.

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(210): View more from Texas

I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job

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You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.

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(443): View more from Maryland

yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally

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(361): View more from Texas

There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.

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(678): View more from Georgia

actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.

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(972): View more from Texas

In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.

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