I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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