Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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