i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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