Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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