I will die if light touches me.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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