Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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