I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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