I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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