i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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