put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
