On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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