the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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