I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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