it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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