matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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