Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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