He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
so much tequila, so little girl.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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