I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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