Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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