when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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