I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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