Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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