this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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