Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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