Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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