Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
