I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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