Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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