We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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