his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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