Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
