We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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