She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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