I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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