After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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