wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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