And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
