u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
