In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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