wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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