I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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