He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
this hospital has no fireball
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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