Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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